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Office Archetypes

Welcome to Office Archetypes — the bold, satirical series where everyday workplace personalities are reimagined as collectable action figures. These figures are purely for entertainment. They’re exaggerated, tongue-in-cheek portrayals of familiar office stereotypes. If you recognise yourself in one… relax — it just means you’re wonderfully self-aware.

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Yes Man Mason: The Office Employee Who Agrees With Everything the Boss Says post image
Office Archetypes Toxic Coworkers

Yes Man Mason: The Office Employee Who Agrees With Everything the Boss Says

by James Mason
Sack ’Em All Steve, The Manager Who Thinks His Entire Team Should Be Fired post image
Office Archetypes Toxic Coworkers

Sack ’Em All Steve, The Manager Who Thinks His Entire Team Should Be Fired

by James Mason
Coffee Spiller Serena: The Anxious Coworker Who Turns Every Tea Run Into a Workplace Disaster post image
Office Archetypes

Coffee Spiller Serena: The Anxious Coworker Who Turns Every Tea Run Into a Workplace Disaster

by James Mason
Server Crash Carl — The IT Genius Who Took The Whole Company Offline post image
Office Archetypes

Server Crash Carl — The IT Genius Who Took The Whole Company Offline

by James Mason
Acts Like Your Boss Bethany: The Coworker Who Thinks She Runs the Team post image
Office Archetypes Toxic Coworkers

Acts Like Your Boss Bethany: The Coworker Who Thinks She Runs the Team

by James Mason
Expenses Eileen: The Coworker Who Puts Everything on Expenses post image
Office Archetypes

Expenses Eileen: The Coworker Who Puts Everything on Expenses

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by James Mason
Stationery Dealer Derek: The Office Supply Black Market King post image
Office Archetypes

Stationery Dealer Derek: The Office Supply Black Market King

by James Mason
Bullshitter Blake: The Office Bragger Whose Stories Never Add Up post image
Office Archetypes

Bullshitter Blake: The Office Bragger Whose Stories Never Add Up

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by James Mason
Loud Bastard Bryn: The Office Noise Nightmare Everyone Dreads post image
Office Archetypes

Loud Bastard Bryn: The Office Noise Nightmare Everyone Dreads

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by James Mason
Completely Lost Lionel: The Office Dinosaur Technology Left Behind post image
Office Archetypes

Completely Lost Lionel: The Office Dinosaur Technology Left Behind

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by James Mason
Print Off All Emails, Erica: The Coworker Who Doesn’t Trust Digital Anything post image
Office Archetypes

Print Off All Emails, Erica: The Coworker Who Doesn’t Trust Digital Anything

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by James Mason
VHS Video Trainer Virgil: The Office Trainer Still Living in 1992 post image
Office Archetypes

VHS Video Trainer Virgil: The Office Trainer Still Living in 1992

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by James Mason
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