CORPORATE NOTICES
Official workplace announcements. Nobody asked for. Everyone relates to.
Welcome to the Office Bantomime Corporate Notices board — a growing archive of fake HR announcements, bizarre workplace reminders, passive-aggressive policy updates and deeply questionable internal communications.
Realistic Chaos.
Satirical workplace announcements that feel alarmingly believable.
Polite wording. Serious formatting. Completely ridiculous subject matter.
Officially Logged.
Every strange workplace behaviour eventually becomes a policy reminder.
Latest Corporate Notices
The finest fake announcements from the People & Culture Team, carefully issued after things got out of hand.
The First Aid Box
A formal reminder that hope is not a recognised medical supply.
Toilets
A delicate subject handled with the usual corporate lack of dignity.
Fire Alarm Test
Please remain calm while everyone acts like this has never happened before.
Recruitment Process
Our hiring process is robust, thorough and occasionally concerning.
Sarah's Farewell
A heartfelt goodbye, subject to budget approval and controlled emotion.
Charity Money
All donations are voluntary, apart from the ones everyone is watching.
CEO's Birthday
Celebrating leadership through mandatory generosity and quiet resentment.
Access ID Card
Please wear your ID badge so we know who to blame.
Charity Donations
Because nothing says team spirit like being guilted near reception.
Gift For Employees
A small token of appreciation carefully selected by procurement.
Employee Respect
Please treat colleagues with respect, even the ones who reply-all.
Health & Safety
Another reminder that common sense has now been escalated.
Food Thief
The fridge investigation remains active and deeply personal.
Office Chairs
All chair-related incidents must now be logged with Facilities.
Out of Order Lift
The lift is unavailable. So is patience.
Alcohol Policy
A gentle reminder that “team bonding” still has limits.
Password Credentials
Post-it notes are not an approved password vault.
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