Are You The Wokest Person In The Office?

Introduction

Think you’re the most socially aware person in the office?
The one who spots problematic phrasing from three desks away, corrects meeting language mid-sentence, and has strong opinions on inclusive fonts?

This Office Bantomime mock exam is a light-hearted, satirical take on modern workplace sensitivity, corporate culture, and the ever-expanding rulebook of what you should and shouldn’t say at work.

Meet Vape Monster Vic – The Office’s Walking Fog Machine

Vic owns more vapes than an entire factory line and spends half his day at the vape shelter collecting gossip like Pokémon cards. Each day brings a new fruity scent, a new cloud, and a new bit of corporate intel.

Office BantomimeJames Mason

Before panic sets in — this isn’t an HR assessment, and nobody’s reporting your score. It’s a playful self-check designed to poke fun at office dynamics we all recognise, whether you’re hyper-aware, quietly confused, or just here for the chaos.

And if you do fail?
Don’t worry — change is always possible. Growth, learning, and the occasional awkward apology are all part of working life. Better to fail a mock exam here than learn the hard way in a real meeting.

Take the test, answer honestly, and remember:
This is satire — not policy. 😌

Meet Office Tour de France Tim – The Cyclist Who’s Always “Out of Office” (Literally)

Office Tour de France Tim cycles more than he works. Always “out of office,” always doing a charity ride, and always drenched in Lycra. The coworker who turned his midlife crisis into a sport.

Office BantomimeJames Mason