How Psycho Are You at Work? Take the Office Bantomime Mock Exam
Take the Office Bantomime Mock Exam to discover if you’re a harmless overachiever or a mild workplace menace. 39 questions of charm, chaos & corporate truth.
Welcome to the Office Bantomime Mock Exam: Are You a Psychopath in the Workplace? — the only exam where charm, chaos, and questionable leadership qualities finally get the spotlight they deserve.
This isn’t a clinical test (thankfully), but it might reveal whether you’re the kind of person who motivates teams, manipulates meetings, or mildly terrifies HR.
Answer honestly (or dishonestly — we’ll spot it anyway) and find out if you’re a harmless overachiever, a mild workplace menace, or a full-blown corporate sociopath with a coffee addiction.
Office Bantomime Mock Exam — Official Seal Edition
Disclaimer: This is just a mock on the subject — a satirical, non-clinical quiz for entertainment only.
How it works: Answer all 39 questions. Your score nudges you along the spectrum from “mostly harmless” to “please don’t introduce them to your parents.” It’s satire — have fun with it.
Nothing here is diagnosis or advice. It’s an Office Bantomime wink at the chaos of modern work.
Section A — Corporate Instincts
Your Mock Exam Verdict
Score: 0 / 0
One study of 261 corporate professionals in the supply chain industry found 21% had clinically significant psychopathic traits.
James Mason
Final Verdict: We’re All on Probation
Let’s be honest — there are no winners here. Only survivors with decent Wi-Fi, passive-aggressive email habits, and just enough sanity to log in again tomorrow.
Whether your result labelled you “mostly harmless” or “please alert the authorities,” take comfort in knowing that everyone in the modern office is one Outlook outage away from a full-blown character arc.
If this mock exam made you laugh, twitch, or rethink your life choices, congratulations — you’ve passed the only test that really matters: self-awareness.
Next step: Screenshot your verdict, tag #OfficeBantomime, and let’s compare psychological damage like it’s a KPI.
Until then, keep your Teams camera off, your biscuits hidden, and your chaos strictly within corporate policy.
— Office Bantomime: Helping you laugh through the corporate chaos.
Mock Exam FAQs
Is this a real psychological test?
No. It’s just a mock on the subject — a satirical, non-clinical quiz for entertainment only.
How many questions are there?
40 in total. Answer them all to see your verdict.
How is my score calculated?
Each answer carries 0, 1 or 2 points. Your total nudges you from “mostly harmless” to “please don’t introduce them to your parents.”
Can I print or share the results?
Yes — use the Print button, copy the link, or share to X/LinkedIn directly under your verdict.
Will there be more mock exams?
Yes — follow Office Bantomime for Performance Review and Team Meeting editions.
James Mason
