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Thrown to the Sharks: When Corporate Onboarding Gets a Little Too Real

New job? Expect jargon, coffee... and sharks. A satirical take on the absurdity of onboarding in modern office life. Because sometimes, you sink before you even start swimming.

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By James Mason
Thrown to the Sharks: When Corporate Onboarding Gets a Little Too Real
Two businessmen in suits appear half-submerged in water outside a corporate building, with one looking terrified as sharks circle below. Caption reads: “Don’t worry, it may seem a little strange at first but you’ll get used to it.”

"First day on the job and you're already swimming with sharks 🦈 Don’t worry, they say... you'll get used to it.

Welcome to the team. #WorkplaceAbsurdities #CorporateCreatures #OfficeBantomime"

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James Mason

Meet James, a seasoned blogger with an impressive eighteen-year career in the private sector. Throughout his professional journey, he has donned various hats.

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