Office Step-Count Sue: The Woman on a Mission (and She’ll Tell You About It)
Office Step-Count Sue is on a relentless mission to hit 10,000 steps a day — and she’ll make sure the entire office knows about it. Snacks earned, meetings paced, and no corridor left un-walked.
Meet Office Step-Count Sue — the colleague whose entire personality is powered by a Fitbit, a brisk pace, and an unshakeable belief that 10,000 steps a day is basically Olympic-level sport.
Sue doesn’t walk anywhere; she marches with purpose. From the staff kitchen to the printer, from the vape shelter to the car park, Sue is clocking steps as if there’s a medal ceremony waiting at 5 pm.
James Mason
And she wants everyone to know about it.
You could be minding your own business, stirring your tea, and suddenly — wrist in your face —
“Nearly there!”
She’ll flash that smartwatch like it’s MI6-grade intelligence.
Sue’s Philosophy on Steps vs Snacks
In Sue’s world, 10,000 steps earns rewards.
Big rewards.
A doughnut?
Deserved.
Two doughnuts?
Even more deserved.
Biscuits?
Well, calories don’t count if your watch says ‘goal achieved.’
She sees life through a simple moral equation:
Steps in = Snacks out.
James Mason
She Tracks More Than Just Steps
To make Sue even more of a workplace icon:
- She compares step counts with anyone unlucky enough to make eye contact.
- She’s been known to circle the office three times to boost her afternoon numbers.
- She once “accidentally” paced so much in a meeting that HR thought she was protesting.
- She insists walking meetings are “fun,” while everyone else silently disagrees.
- She has a step-count competition with herself. And she is undefeated.
Sue doesn’t need competition.
She is the competition.
Sue’s Dream?
A corporate policy where step counts appear on your email signature.
Sue Harrison — Senior Coordinator
10,842 steps today (and counting)
And honestly… You wouldn’t put it past her.
