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How to Survive a Boardroom Showdown with a Cyborg CEO

When boardroom talks turn sci-fi: a tense negotiation between a CEO and a Tesla-powered cyborg. Just another day in the absurd world of Office Bantomime. #WorkplaceAbsurdities #CorporateCreatures

Published 5 Apr 2025 1 min read

By James Mason

How to Survive a Boardroom Showdown with a Cyborg CEO — “Corporate satire meme featuring a robot negotiation parody—commentary on modern tech leadership and boardroom dynamics.”

“When your quarterly forecast is met with laser eyes and vengeance programming.”

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Meet James, a seasoned blogger with an impressive eighteen-year career in the private sector. Throughout his professional journey, he has donned various hats.

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How to Survive a Boardroom Showdown with a Cyborg CEO

“When your quarterly forecast is met with laser eyes and vengeance programming.”

James Mason

✨ 5 Ways To Stand Out In An interview And Not Be another clone in the waiting room.

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“When your quarterly forecast is met with laser eyes and vengeance programming.”

James Mason

✨ 5 Ways To Stand Out In An interview And Not Be another clone in the waiting room.

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