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Factory Settings: Enabled

When cutting recruitment costs goes too far—welcome to the era of clone hires and conveyor belt onboarding. Because who needs personality when you’ve got uniform productivity?

Published 28 Mar 2025 1 min read

By James Mason

Meet the latest innovation in recruitment: Fully compliant, culture-neutral, coffee-fueled office clones — now available in bulk.

Why bother with quirky personalities, onboarding plans, or career development when you can just manufacture synergy?

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James Mason

Meet James, a seasoned blogger with an impressive eighteen-year career in the private sector. Throughout his professional journey, he has donned various hats.