Doug’s Been Taken, But Yes—He’ll Proofread Your Email
(Corporate Urgency Never Sleeps—Even During a Hostage Situation)
Doug’s tied up right now—literally. But sure, let’s bump him up the chain for a quick spellcheck.
Because nothing says leadership like risking it all for “Kind regards.”
#WorkplaceAbsurdities #OfficeBantomime #DougDeservesHazardPay #CorporatePriorities #LetDougGo #EmailUrgency #ModernWorkplaceMadnes
