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Workplace Memes Corporate Jargon

Corporate Jargon in Action: Laying the Pipeline for Future Opportunities

When buzzwords get too real… One employee takes “laying the pipeline for future opportunities” to heart — PVC pipe and all. Just another day in the absurdity of office life.

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Corporate Jargon in Action: Laying the Pipeline for Future Opportunities
A group of office workers in business attire watch in confusion as a man kneels on the floor assembling large PVC pipes. One speech bubble says, “What exactly are you doing?” and the man responds with, “I’m laying the pipeline for future opportunities.” The Office Bantomime logo appears in the corner.

When corporate jargon goes underground, literally.

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