Corporate Growth, One Donut at a Time

Doug believes in "growth through glucose." He says remote work kills ambition—unlike 87 donuts and a forced smile near the copier. Office presence = career progress, apparently.

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Corporate Growth, One Donut at a Time

Of course, the irresistible call of lukewarm coffee and forced small talk.


Because nothing says career advancement like a room full of spreadsheets, side-eyes, and 400 donuts. 🍩


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