Doug’s Out of Office Is... Complicated
Doug’s a little tied up—literally. But that doesn’t stop corporate from asking him to run the sales meeting. Because being “always available” is now just part of the job description.
📞 Doug’s on a bit of an off-site today...
When corporate expects you to host the sales meeting no matter what.
Because nothing says “agile workforce” like multitasking under duress.
💼 Welcome to another day in the land of unrealistic expectations, where your availability is always assumed — even if you're clearly unavailable.
🪖 #WorkplaceAbsurdities #CorporateCreatures #OfficeBantomime #SalesTargetsOrBust #DougDeservesALongWeekend
