Good Morning, Now Leave Me Alone

He says “Good Morning” with a grin, but his soul screams something else entirely. Welcome to the delicate art of corporate niceties. #WorkplaceAbsurdities #OfficeBantomime

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by James Mason
Good Morning, Now Leave Me Alone
Man smiling in an office, shaking hands, saying 'Good Morning' while thinking 'Go F*** Yourself'" for social media posts.

Nothing says “professionalism” like a forced smile and a raging internal monologue.

Another day, another handshake you didn’t ask for.

#WorkplaceAbsurdities #OfficeBantomime

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by James Mason

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