đź•’ Corporate Kindness, Measured in Minutes

Meeting ends 7 mins early. Boss calls it a “gift.” You’re left wondering how to spend time that’s too short to matter but just long enough to highlight your existential crisis.

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by James Mason
đź•’ Corporate Kindness, Measured in Minutes

Your meeting ended 7 minutes early.

Congratulations! You've now inherited a time slot that’s too short to be productive, too long to scroll guilt-free, and just awkward enough to stare blankly at your desktop, wondering what to do with your existence.

Welcome to the modern workplace.
#WorkplaceAbsurdities #OfficeBantomime #CorporateCreatures

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by James Mason

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