Office Archetypes

Welcome to Office Archetypes, the bold, satirical series in which workplace stereotypes are brought to life as collectable action figures. Disclaimer: These figures are meant for entertainment purposes only. While based on common workplace archetypes, they are intentionally exaggerated and may contain content some may find offensive. If you spot yourself in one of these, don’t worry, you’re probably just "very self-aware."

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The Office Snake: Two-Faced, Toxic, and Always Ready to Strike post image

The Office Snake: Two-Faced, Toxic, and Always Ready to Strike

The Office Fuck Face: Surviving the Most Arrogant Coworker in the Workplace post image

The Office Fuck Face: Surviving the Most Arrogant Coworker in the Workplace

The Office Snowflake: How to Spot and Survive the Most Sensitive Person in the Workplace post image

The Office Snowflake: How to Spot and Survive the Most Sensitive Person in the Workplace

Surviving The Office Shithead: How to Spot, Handle, and Stay Sane Around Toxic Coworkers post image

Surviving The Office Shithead: How to Spot, Handle, and Stay Sane Around Toxic Coworkers

Surviving the Office Drama Queen: How to Spot, Handle, and Laugh at Workplace Chaos post image

Surviving the Office Drama Queen: How to Spot, Handle, and Laugh at Workplace Chaos

Surviving the Office Dick Head: Hilarious Guide to Identifying and Dealing with Toxic Coworkers in Any Workplace post image

Surviving the Office Dick Head: Hilarious Guide to Identifying and Dealing with Toxic Coworkers in Any Workplace

Meet the Office Mad Dog: Surviving Toxic Workplace Rage and Recognizing Aggressive Office Behavior post image

Meet the Office Mad Dog: Surviving Toxic Workplace Rage and Recognizing Aggressive Office Behavior

Meet the Office Slopey Shoulders: How to Spot and Handle Workplace Responsibility Dodgers post image

Meet the Office Slopey Shoulders: How to Spot and Handle Workplace Responsibility Dodgers

The Office Arse Licker: A Guide to The Workplace Brown-Noser and Boss Pleaser post image

The Office Arse Licker: A Guide to The Workplace Brown-Noser and Boss Pleaser

Meet the Office Dinosaur: The Coworker Who Hates Change (and Email) post image

Meet the Office Dinosaur: The Coworker Who Hates Change (and Email)

Office Barbie in the Workplace: The Glamorous Archetype You’ll Definitely Recognise post image

Office Barbie in the Workplace: The Glamorous Archetype You’ll Definitely Recognise

The Office Sicknote: Surviving the Always-Absent Colleague | Office Action Heroes Series post image

The Office Sicknote: Surviving the Always-Absent Colleague | Office Action Heroes Series

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