Office Archetypes

Welcome to Office Archetypes, the bold, satirical series in which workplace stereotypes are brought to life as collectable action figures. Disclaimer: These figures are meant for entertainment purposes only. While based on common workplace archetypes, they are intentionally exaggerated and may contain content some may find offensive. If you spot yourself in one of these, don’t worry, you’re probably just "very self-aware."

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Meet Office Jack the Lad: Tracksuit Tyrant, Flirt Champion, and Energy Drink Influencer post image

Meet Office Jack the Lad: Tracksuit Tyrant, Flirt Champion, and Energy Drink Influencer

Meet the Office Chain Smoker: Always Outside, Always Stressed post image

Meet the Office Chain Smoker: Always Outside, Always Stressed

Meet Office Flirt Sally: Weaponised Charm and Strategic Canoodling post image

Meet Office Flirt Sally: Weaponised Charm and Strategic Canoodling

Meet the Office Charity Hero: Fundraising Legend, Workplace Ghost post image

Meet the Office Charity Hero: Fundraising Legend, Workplace Ghost

Meet Office Dead-End Darren: The Man Who Quit Mentally but Still Logs In post image

Meet Office Dead-End Darren: The Man Who Quit Mentally but Still Logs In

Meet the Office Bodybuilder: Muscles, Macros, and Workplace Mayhem post image

Meet the Office Bodybuilder: Muscles, Macros, and Workplace Mayhem

Meet the Office Nerd: The Tech-Savvy Trivia Machine in Every Workplace post image

Meet the Office Nerd: The Tech-Savvy Trivia Machine in Every Workplace

Meet the Office Snitch: The Workplace Tattletale Hiding in Plain Sight post image

Meet the Office Snitch: The Workplace Tattletale Hiding in Plain Sight

Meet the Office Feminist: The Equality Enforcer Every Workplace Fears (and Needs) post image

Meet the Office Feminist: The Equality Enforcer Every Workplace Fears (and Needs)

The Office Snake: Two-Faced, Toxic, and Always Ready to Strike post image

The Office Snake: Two-Faced, Toxic, and Always Ready to Strike

The Office Fuck Face: Surviving the Most Arrogant Coworker in the Workplace post image

The Office Fuck Face: Surviving the Most Arrogant Coworker in the Workplace

The Office Snowflake: How to Spot and Survive the Most Sensitive Person in the Workplace post image

The Office Snowflake: How to Spot and Survive the Most Sensitive Person in the Workplace

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