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Mandatory Training Madness: Certified, Clueless, and Clock-Watching

Three hours of mandatory training later, and you're officially certified—with absolutely no idea what you just learned. Corporate compliance never felt so…pointless.

Published 15 Apr 2025 1 min read

By James Mason

Mandatory Training Madness: Certified, Clueless, and Clock-Watching — A bored, unimpressed man sits in a classroom, eyes glazed over, during mandatory office training. Text reads: “Three hours of mandatory training – Certified and completely clueless.”

When corporate training lasts longer than a Lord of the Rings movie, and you still don’t know what a phishing email is.

James Mason

Meet James, a seasoned blogger with an impressive eighteen-year career in the private sector. Throughout his professional journey, he has donned various hats.