"Doug's Having a Triple Bypass, But Sure—Let's Chase the Report"

When Doug’s having a triple bypass but someone still wants their report—because deadlines wait for no heart surgery. Corporate logic at its finest. 🫠 #WorkplaceAbsurdities #OfficeBantomime

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"Doug's Having a Triple Bypass, But Sure—Let's Chase the Report"

"Doug may have a surgeon with his elbows-deep in his chest cavity, but Karen needs that Q4 update—urgently. 🫠


Corporate priorities, where deadlines don’t care if you’re literally in surgery.


#WorkplaceAbsurdities #OfficeBantomime #DougDeservesABreak #Priorities #WorkplaceHumor #CorporateLife #DarkHumour #RemoteWorkCulture"

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