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James Mason

James Mason

Meet James, a seasoned blogger with an impressive eighteen-year career in the private sector. Throughout his professional journey, he has donned various hats.

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Business Lessons from the Underworld: What Drug Lords Can Teach Us About Success

Corporate Culture

Business Lessons from the Underworld: What Drug Lords Can Teach Us About Success

Success leaves clues—even in the underworld. Learn how El Chapo built a billion-dollar empire and how smart businesses use similar strategies (minus the crime) to dominate their industries.

By James Mason 15 Mar 2025

What Do They Mean By The Phrase ''Another Day, Another Dollar?"

Corporate Jargon

What Do They Mean By The Phrase ''Another Day, Another Dollar?"

Another day, another dollar" reflects the daily grind of monotonous work for minimal pay. Originating from 19th-century sailors, the phrase remains relevant today, symbolizing routine, endurance, and hope

By James Mason 14 Mar 2025

Could Walter White Run a Company? Unlikely CEO [Breaking Bad Edition]

Could Walter White Run a Company? Unlikely CEO [Breaking Bad Edition]

What if Walter White swapped the meth lab for the boardroom? We rank his CEO-worthy skills like communication, leadership, and crisis management, all while keeping it light and humorous. run a company, CEO, Breaking Bad

By James Mason 14 Mar 2025

10 Ways To Deal With The Clueless But Connected Boss

10 Ways To Deal With The Clueless But Connected Boss

Stuck with a boss who has power but no clue? Challenge office chaos with humor, strategy, and smart workarounds. Here are 10 ways to survive—and maybe even thrive—under their leadership!

By James Mason 13 Mar 2025

Could James Bond (AKA 007) Pull It Off As A CEO

Could James Bond (AKA 007) Pull It Off As A CEO

Could James Bond trade espionage for executive leadership? In this fun, in-depth blog, we evaluate 007’s CEO potential by rating his skills in leadership, communication, crisis management, and more!

By James Mason 13 Mar 2025

Could Bryan Mill's From The Movie "Taken" Pull It Off As A CEO?

Could Bryan Mill's From The Movie "Taken" Pull It Off As A CEO?

"Would Bryan Mills from Taken crush it as a CEO? With his 'particular set of skills,' we rank him on experience, team building, and more. Find out if he'd survive the corporate jungle!"

By James Mason 12 Mar 2025

Why Do Coworkers Email ‘How Are You?’ (When They Don’t Really Care)

Why Do Coworkers Email ‘How Are You?’ (When They Don’t Really Care)

The classic "How are you?" opener in work emails can feel insincere, especially when you don’t know the person and suspect they’

By James Mason 11 Mar 2025

Could Detective Alonzo Harris From The Movie "Training Day" Pull It Off As A CEO?

Could Detective Alonzo Harris From The Movie "Training Day" Pull It Off As A CEO?

Detective Alonzo Harris from Training Day is as bold as they come. But could his manipulative tactics and gritty leadership style translate to success in the boardroom? We’ll evaluate his skills and give him a CEO score out of 10!

By James Mason 10 Mar 2025

5 Ways to Look Busy at Work (Without Doing a Thing)

5 Ways to Look Busy at Work (Without Doing a Thing)

Master the art of looking busy at work without actually working! From fake meetings to furious typing, these five genius tricks will keep you looking productive—while doing the bare minimum.

By James Mason 10 Mar 2025

Workplace Credit Theft: What To Do When Someone Takes Your Idea

Corporate Culture

Workplace Credit Theft: What To Do When Someone Takes Your Idea

Someone stole your idea at work? It’s frustrating, but not always intentional. Learn why credit-stealing happens, how it can backfire, and smart ways to reclaim the recognition you deserve.

By James Mason 9 Mar 2025

Could Daniel Plainview From The Movie "There Will Be Blood" Pull It Off As A CEO?

Could Daniel Plainview From The Movie "There Will Be Blood" Pull It Off As A CEO?

Could a ruthless oilman like Daniel Plainview thrive as a modern CEO? Let's evaluate his skills in communication, vision, and team-building (or lack thereof) with the following rankings. 😀

By James Mason 8 Mar 2025

Learn To Use The One Minute Manager Strategy As A Game Changer In The Modern Work Place

Learn To Use The One Minute Manager Strategy As A Game Changer In The Modern Work Place

Unlock the secret to effective leadership with The One Minute Manager. This simple yet powerful approach boosts efficiency, strengthens teams, and helps leaders drive results—without the stress or complexity.

By James Mason 4 Mar 2025

Anti-Perks at Work: 10 Signs Your Job Is Draining You (And What to Do About It)

Corporate Jargon

Anti-Perks at Work: 10 Signs Your Job Is Draining You (And What to Do About It)

Anti-perks make workplaces unbearable—unpaid overtime, toxic culture, and no benefits. If your job drains you, it’s time to move on. Great perks keep employees engaged and valued. Don't settle for less!

By James Mason 4 Mar 2025

Could Keyser Söze Be a Ruthless CEO? Leadership Lessons from The Usual Suspects

Could Keyser Söze Be a Ruthless CEO? Leadership Lessons from The Usual Suspects

Keyser Söze as a CEO? It sounds outrageous, but his manipulative genius might just work in the corporate world. Let’s rank his skills and see if he could take on the corner office!

By James Mason 3 Mar 2025

Would Genghis Khan Succeed as a CEO – or Just Conquer the Boardroom?

Would Genghis Khan Succeed as a CEO – or Just Conquer the Boardroom?

Could Genghis Khan’s battlefield tactics translate to the boardroom? Let’s rank his CEO potential in communication, empathy, risk-taking, and more with humor and wit.

By James Mason 2 Mar 2025

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